52 Dragons: 1 - Snout FireSnout Fire was a bright green medium sized dragon with yellow stripes and an impressive frill. He could spit poison, at least one hundred yards. The brave knight Sir Kevin thought it only ninety yards. He thought he stood at a safe enough distance to save the beautiful princess. He thought wrong.
52 Dragons: 2 - MarbleThe prettiest dragon was Marble. Pearlescent white with beautiful ruby spikes in two rows along her back, she was the envy of all. Marble lived in an icy cave where she spent her days gazing at her reflection in a pool. “I’m the fairest dragon of all,” she’d remark. Nobody liked her.
52 Dragons: 3 - TabascoTabasco was a red hot dragon, aged to perfection, and with a fancy for glass sculptures. He'd often spend time in the desert heating the sand into beautiful statues. The finest of these he gave to a lady friend of his, but she didn't like spicy foods so they broke it off.
52 Dragons: 4 - StickerLithe and nimble, little Sticker was a dragon who loved to fly. He swooped and sped through valleys, above forests and across oceans. The sky was his playground, limitless and free. Nothing gave Sticker more joy then being in the air. It's too bad he was nearsighted and didn't see that cliff.
My Roommate the PenguinMy roommate the penguinLikes to be called FredHe prefers the room coldAnd puts ice in his bedHe wears a tuxedoTo work everydayAnd likes fish for dinnerBought fresh from the bayHe'll have his friends overAnd throws big partiesWhich can end in a messBut he always says sorryI won't ever complain He pays the bills on timeWhich is quite a bit betterThan my roommate the mime
The WedginatorThe WedginatorRising high in the skyIs a huge waterslideThree-fifty stair climb forThe Wedginator!The river ride is greatThe wave pool gets an eightOnly one is hardcore The Wedginator!You will go really fastAt a speed unsurpassedThere is none that abhorThe Wedginator!It will cause you much painIt will cause you great shameBut you'll come back for moreThe Wedginator!The construct of this slideMakes your bathing suit rideYour rear end will be soreThe Wedginator!As you walk through the throngIn your bikini thongYou'll regret what you woreThe Wedginator!I am sorry to sayThat this water park's da
Where Do Your Visions Come From?Gases from beneath.Prophet inhales.Visions.
Heart Transplant My heart was put up for adoption. It wasn’t my choice. They said I wasn’t suitable to take care of it anymore. The heartaches, broken friendships and sadness of losing loved ones, they weren’t good for the organ. My unhappy feelings had but the poor thing into an unhealthy state. So they put it up for adoption. I really didn’t know what to say. I wanted to keep my heart; I promised to take better care of it, but they said it was too late. I was sad, but that made things worse for my heart. it would go to a good home, I kept telling myself. It deserved a good home, a better home. It didn’t take long befo
God's UmbrellaGod’s UmbrellaPeter Shiel, a twenty-three year old currently out of work sales clerk, stared up at the sky wondering if there was any all-powerful being in control of everything. If there was, he figured it hated him. In the last week his dad had died, his girlfriend dumped him, he lost his job, and his dog ran away. On top of that he’d caught a cold and now couldn’t even wonder at the existence of god without sniffling every two seconds.Life was crap, and Peter was sitting in the middle of a field five miles from anywhere of significance pondering why God hated him so much. He had gone for a walk, his haze of despair s
Fool Me Once"Hey Phil! Give me another!"Phil looked up from the glass he was drying to see Chris put his empty mug down on the bar."You going to pay for it?""Just put it on my tab."Phil gave a sigh and set the glass down. "Look Chris, I'm not giving you another beer till you pay your tab.""What? Are you serious?""Yes, it's been awhile since you last paid it and you owe quite a bit now.""Aw, come on Phil. You can't be serious, you never bother Larry about his tab.""That's 'cause Larry pays up." Phil was starting to get agitated. "I'm serious, Chris. I want my money.""Well, Phil, I'd love to pay you, but things have been really rou
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