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The Adventures of Jack Bunyun and Flamin' PeteThe Adventures of Jack Bunyun and Flamin' Pete How Pete got his Flames
Jack Bunyun was a mountain of a man, being Paul Bunyun's third cousin twice removed and all. Of course Jack had more in common with Paul then just his size. For one, they were both lumberjacks, and they both had an ox for a best friend. But Jack's ox wasn't blue like Paul's. Jack's ox was red like an apple and snorted fire out his nose.
Flamin' Pete is what they called that ox, though he didn't always breathe flames out his nostrils. It was way back when Jack had first met Pete that that ability had been acquired by the ox.
It had been a hot summer that year. Most days if was one hundred and fifty degrees in the shade, two hundred under the noonday sun. Ole' Jack and Pete were out walking in the northern woods one day just enjoying nature at its finest. The heat had dried up the trees and emptied the lake of their water. With a good strong breeze the trees could be blown bare and the lakes would fill up with the cru
Just Another TuesdayIt was Tuesday and I was still stuck in that goddamn, dragon-guarded cave with naught but the pack on my back and a knife. Getting in had been easy; the cave opening had been unguarded. Ran into nothing particularly dangerous on the first level, or the second level. Once I got down to the third level where the Staff of Indigestion was, I found out the meaning of dragon-guarded.
Three of them, a little baby dragon, its mama, and a very large papa dragon. When I walked in they were sitting down for some nice knight stew, and they didn't want any company. Not that I wanted to stay for dinner. It did smell delicious, but I had lost my appetite when I walked into the pantry on the second level.
You wouldn't have believed the roar that mama dragon let out when she saw me wander into their dining room. It shook the whole cave, and caused part of the ceiling to crash to the floor, which is actually an unimportant piece of info. Knowing then that I was unwelcome, I ran, like the coward I am, an
I Want to Love you Madly"I want to love you Manly."
Manly could only stare in shock. He never knew the queen was so sexy, but he'd never seen her in lingerie before. He'd never seen any woman in lingerie like that! Even the king would be amazed to see his wife like this.
"Your majesty, what about your husband?" Manly asked backing away.
"That oaf? He'll never find out." The queen moved closer to Manly, who now had nowhere to go, his back was up against the wall.
Beads of sweat formed on Manly's forehead as the queen but her arms around his waist. When he got the summons to the queen's chambers, Manly had been worried. The fear that he had fallen into disfavor with the queen after his last questionable adventure had been great. Though disfavor would have been bad, what Manly found to be the true reason for the summons was much worse.
The queen pulled herself closer to Manly, eliminating any empty space that might have existed between them a second ago.
"Y-your Majesty!" Manly yelled in panic.
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